What happens when Jerry Bruckheimer makes a kid’s film (Not a joke. Really.)? G-Force was a feature film described by our director as “Bionic Guinee pigs saving the world from terminator appliances.” That is a completely un-sarcastic description of the story. Honest. It is also completely accurate. I was hired as the number three man in the art department and it was the biggest thing I had yet done as an art director. I was the guy responsible for “tech”. Any gadget, vehicle, or FX set landed in my lap. The mechanical and digital effects were the easy part. Many of our sets were scaled for creatures only six inches high. Not only did we kit bash them out of re-tasked junk but anything we built or painted had to hold up being shot from three inches away with a macro lens. No cheating allowed. That was the hard part. I spent a lot of time digging through junk piles and holding up dead tech saying things like ‘This looks like a supercomputer built by a mole, right?’